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The Full Set

Anyone would be on cloud nine to receive the Full Set of bourbon glasses. Whether you like yours on the rocks or straight up, our bourbon glasses have you covered.

Halloween Glass Pumpkins

Ok all you ghouls, goblins, and ghosties get ready for a treat! We’re back with pumpkins galore. Let these sweeties possess you and your home.

Glass Pumpkin

We’ve got four styles of pumpkin to color your space and bring the festivities indoors. No need for candles or wicking for these wicked babies, the light will shine through and off of them all on their own.

Each one brings its own character. Our in-house scream team hand makes each one so no two are alike. Each stem and body will vary, but the effect will always stay the same.

The Sequel

The Sequel

The Sequel was born of necessity but has proven itself as a beautifully designed powerhouse ready to elevate your drinking experience to new heights. Its wide body welcomes a full pour over the mountain which acts as a built-in aerator for your drink. Combined with the tapered neck and a cylindrical mouth not only does this glass construct a new aromatic experience but it holds a wonderful full head which is replaced each time you take a sip through its clever MacGyver designing.

Trappe wine glasses basking in the sun

Trappe Wine Glasses

The Trappe Wine Glasses is my first “go” at making a more artistic, affordable, yet functional every day wine glass. The overall shape hits the classic proportions that are tried and true for wine. We have refined the curves into two minimal conical shapes and allowed the straight optics to visually enhance this angular design. They are statement pieces that beg to be used on a regular basis. This is a similar design approach to the angular movement in the Hazy and Bamboo glasses and was inspired by “Short Pop” versions of the two glasses that first appeared last holiday season as the Trappe Whiskey Glasses. When the Hazy or Bamboo glasses would break near the lips, we would refinish them as a smaller glass. They were a huge hit and encouraged me to overlay that ideology onto the wine glass format.

 They are statement pieces that beg to be used on a regular basis

The Lowball

The Lowball

Let your drink dance in the light of the Lowball, our artist-take on a timeless classic.

Like the moon and sunlight perforating the lattice on your front porch and playing on the ground, the lattice of the Lowball refracts and shimmers in the light so it looks like your drink is dancing the slow song of your relaxing evening. It’s a real mood setter intensified only by a smooth sipping spirit and a friend to share with.

Check out our other slow sipp’n glasses

Neodymium Lowball

Neodymium Lowball

How about a refresh in this mid-summer heat? Our color changing Neodymium Lowball is the perfect partner for the summer sun or the sweet reprieve of air conditioning.

Neodymium reacts to light at different wavelengths, lavender in daylight and ice blue in fluorescent light, meaning this beautiful glass will change with you as you’re enjoying the sweet sunshine and the refreshing indoor AC.

The Wobble 2.0

Wobble 2.0

The Wobble is a crew favorite, so much fun to make and drink out of… we even use it in our taproom for high grav pours. We have reimagined our crew favorite glass as the Wobble 2.0.

This hybrid beer/rocks glass features an assertive, wide bottom that radiates the vibes on an aged library bourbon retreat. This stable grounding allows the platonic and sensuous curves of the upper hourglass to sing both visually and functionally.

The Big Sexy

Big Sexy

There’s nothing quite like the feeling and weight of our Big Sexy glass in your hands – its got some serious booty.

The Big Sexy is a favorite of dark beer drinkers who enjoy a glass with a little heft to it. Whether you’re into high gravity, big flavor, or creamy beers, the Big Sexy delivers every time.

The Big Sexy

Uranium Glasses

Satisfy and celebrate your science, sci-fi,  Mulder & Scully, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle dreams with a Uranium class. No worries though, while the glow comes from real Uranium, no third eyes or ill-placed limbs to be worried about, this type of glass has been bopping around since the 1950s and proven very safe.

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