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The Wobble 2.0

Wobble 2.0

The Wobble is a crew favorite, so much fun to make and drink out of… we even use it in our taproom for high grav pours. We have reimagined our crew favorite glass as the Wobble 2.0.

This hybrid beer/rocks glass features an assertive, wide bottom that radiates the vibes on an aged library bourbon retreat. This stable grounding allows the platonic and sensuous curves of the upper hourglass to sing both visually and functionally.

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Neodymium Lowball

Neodymium Lowball

How about a refresh in this mid-summer heat? Our color changing Neodymium Lowball is the perfect partner for the summer sun or the sweet reprieve of air conditioning.

Neodymium reacts to light at different wavelengths, lavender in daylight and ice blue in fluorescent light, meaning this beautiful glass will change with you as you’re enjoying the sweet sunshine and the refreshing indoor AC.

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Crafted Merch

Y’all Means All

Our new “Not-So-Subtle Pride” Glasses are a reflection of our love and support for all. The colors of our rainbow were hand picked by our artisans, lovingly pulled into long cane pieces, and artfully applied to our flagship Subtle glass. Celebrate your own pride with your favorite beer in your new favorite glass. Read the full post.

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Uranium Glasses

Satisfy and celebrate your science, sci-fi,  Mulder & Scully, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle dreams with a Uranium class. No worries though, while the glow comes from real Uranium, no third eyes or ill-placed limbs to be worried about, this type of glass has been bopping around since the 1950s and proven very safe.

Sparkles

This is the most manly beer glass that Pretentious has ever madddddeeeeee!!!!! It holds around 16 oz of pure testosterone (laymans speak for beer) and can only be lifted through herculean strength. And just like Thor’s hammer, it has a mythical name…Sparkles!!!!!

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Whisk(e)y/Bourbon

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“Gave these as a birthday gift to my man and he absolutely LOVED them! He was very excited to try each of them out and wanted to see the other glasses these guys were making. Thanks!”

Lyndsay

Curated Sets

FIZZY

This glass gives us the warm FIZZY feelings…haha, but keep that bubbly cold ;). The FIZZY glass is the champagne version from our Saunter Wine Set. Envisioned for leisurely walks with friends and great conversation.

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Flagship Series

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Scrumptiously crafted. Deliciously approved. Our Flagship series is the creme de la creme. Cultivated through experimentation, chosen from hundreds of prototypes. Designed by a Brewer, made by hand, and tested by you.

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Small Batch Series

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If variety is the spice of life, welcome to the spice drawer of Pretentious Glass Co! The Small Batch Series highlights our continuous exploration into new styles, aesthetics, beverages and design trends. We hope that this design passes on the Joy and Elation of fresh possibilities!

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