Wobble URANIUM glass

Uranium Flagships

Satisfy and celebrate your science, sci-fi,  Mulder & Scully, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle dreams with a Uranium class. No worries though, while the glow comes from real Uranium, no third eyes or ill-placed limbs to be worried about, this type of glass has been bopping around since the 1950s and proven very safe.

Spring One-off Sale!

100% unique glasses. These bad bois and gurlz are born from creative juices showing off a varying of glass blowing techniques. This is a very limited run, like probably not going to see these again limited, so snag’em and bag’em ya hooligans!

The Foamy Boi full of luscious beer

Foamy Boi

A delightful journey into traditional glassware preferred by our Czech brothers and sisters. This glass features our favorite diamond pattern – A throwback to the dimpled mugs, but elevated with our handmade approach. A true win for this style glass (if you have the good fortune of owning a Lukr side pour) is that you can easily get the faucet to the bottom of the glass, ensuring proper head structure and all around good times. We kept the opening angled in to elevate the aroma of your crispy boi. Experience the process.

The Sequel

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The Sequel glass is designed to highlight any aromatic beer and or high ABV beer, such as Belguims, Barleywine, etc. Obviously reminiscent of the snifter or full bodied red wine glass, it concentrates the volatiles and aromatics of the beer to properly enhance the experience.

“Been wanting one of these glasses for a while and it met high expectations! Glass is sturdy and well worth the price! Will be back for more!”


Small Batch Special Release

We have a special limited run of two premier Small Batch glasses. Inventory is limited. Get yours today!


This is the most manly beer glass that Pretentious has ever madddddeeeeee!!!!! It holds around 16 oz of pure testosterone (laymans speak for beer) and can only be lifted through herculean strength. And just like Thor’s hammer, it has a mythical name…Sparkles!!!!!

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Everyone has that one buddy, pal, or loved one who’s been caught nose deep in their glass appreciating the aromatics of their drink or daydreaming about their perfect bar set up. Whether they are just beginning their journey in glass, beer ware, and bar ware, or they’re an expert collector with everything (well, almost everything), the Pretentious Online Gift Card is the solution.

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Flagship Series

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Scrumptiously crafted. Deliciously approved. Our Flagship series is the creme de la creme. Cultivated through experimentation, chosen from hundreds of prototypes. Designed by a Brewer, made by hand, and tested by you.

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Small Batch Series

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If variety is the spice of life, welcome to the spice drawer of Pretentious Glass Co! The Small Batch Series highlights our continuous exploration into new styles, aesthetics, beverages and design trends. We hope that this design passes on the Joy and Elation of fresh possibilities!

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“Gave these as a birthday gift to my man and he absolutely LOVED them! He was very excited to try each of them out and wanted to see the other glasses these guys were making. Thanks!”



The defining trait of the Limestone glass is the rocking three sided bottom. To accomplish this unbelievable feat of nature, we spot torch the bottom of the glass. After it is significantly hotter than the rest of the glass, we press in each undulation by hand.

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